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Another Meme xD1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 9
11.  Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave(WOOHOO!)
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuc
Boredom1) Full Name: Laura Noel Ashlyn Gonzalez
2) Male/Female: I'm a girl
3) Were you named after anyone: My Great Grandmother :3
4) Does your name mean anything: Laura means Laurel or Beauty, and Noel means Christmas..
5) Nick Name(s): Lolli, Laurie, Lauren, Soul
6) What do you think you look like: Ugly..?
7) Date of Birth: December 24th, 1996
8) Place of Birth and Current Location: POB: Jacksonville, Florida, and now Cheyenne Wyoming
9) Nationality: I'm NOT listing them all. But I'm mostly Puerto Rican
10) Astrology Sign: Capricorn
11) Chinese Astrology: Rat
12) Religion: Agnostic
13) What's your favorite smell: Leather, Melted Chocolate, Puppy
14) Political Position: Politics can burn in a hole.
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: Water?
16) Hair and Eye color: Dark brown hair and chocolate grown eyes
17) Do you like anyone famous: Like a crush? Uhm.. Jake Gylenhaal
18) What do you look like: A fking model! Jk. I don't know..
19) Any unusual talents: I can le
hey newton, gravity's flawedi.
starting anew from the flutter
and the sputter of lungs.
a vacant sea filled with feathers
and tumultuous clatter,
ribs in a treacherous pattern
resembling exiting rungs.
i want to wrestle the angels,
your tendency is the ladder.
involved with full indiscretion,
trading lazy for lace.
unspool the curse of the long-
limbs in a languorous flexion
i like the stab of the ankles,
you need the curves intersected.
opting to cull my extents
with trans-dimensional vigor.
spent my dysphoric corrections
on reconnecting lax ends.
lips in a spurious accent
feign a passionate rigor.
i tie myself to the anchor,
you extricate and ascend.
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